Fun & Humour

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine ...... read more

-- "If winners never quit and quitters never win then who came up with the saying 'quit while you're ahead'?" -- If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that's what he's getting. -- Whats this bout rowing gently down the stream? What do you think us rowers are? Pansies? HELL NO! Catch us if you can! -- A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a ...... read more

[1] You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college, But don't expect to be a President going to the Presidency College! ******* [2] Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don't expect a FOOL at FULLSTOP(.) ******* [3] A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic Then why not a software engineer become a software? ******* [4] Find keys in a Key board But do not expect a mother in mother board. ******* [5] ...... read more

Once a lady when having a conversation with her lover, asked: Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me? Man : I can t tell the reason.. but I really like you.. Lady : You can t even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me? Man : I really don t know the reason, but I can prove that I love U. Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend ...... read more

An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor MATHEW, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?" "Here's a prescription, Mrs Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week." Next week an upset Mrs. ...... read more

Note : These are just jokes, so I request you not to take then personally. Thanks. Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first. A teacher told all students in a class to write ...... read more

Dont think that i love you niether with your body nor with your soul ive loved only that image which i was in search. Love is like a ROSE, you have the smell for a while Mistakes r painful when they happen but years later a collection of mistakes is called EXPERIENCE which leads us to SUCCESS Coincidence decides whom u meet in life,Ur heart decides whom u want to stay in ur life... Destiny ...... read more