Siri I’m Sleepy Funny Talks with Apple iPhone 4S
Siri says the darnedist things. I tell her I’m sleepy and she completely takes charge telling me to go take a nap. She also thinks she’s in charge of me. So funny! Thanks for watching!
Bullitt – The Sperm Bike
Biological analyst Alan Dowden of the Seattle Sperm Bank takes a break from riding the Sperm Bike, a custom-designed, high-tech bicycle used to deliver donated sperm to fertility clinics, in Seattle November 8, 2011. According to Seattle Sperm Bank’s managing director Gary Olsem, donor sperm is transported by medical technicians aboard the bike, which is the second of its kind, in liquid nitrogen
The 100 Lamest Excuses for Not Innovating
If you need to innovate, but find yourself procrastinating, your excuse is on this list. While you may have all the “proof” you need to prove yourself right, being right doesn’t necessarily increase your odds of innovating. So, take a look, note the ones that bug you, and find a way to go over, under, around, or through them. 1. I don’t have the time. 2. I can’t get the funding. 3. My boss will
Pearl Harbor photos found in Old Camera after 70 years
These Pictures were taken almost 70 years ago and left in a Old Brownie Camera stored in a foot locker and just recently it has been developed. These photos were taken by a sailor who was on the USS QUAPAW ATF-11O on December 7, 1941. Isn’t it amazing how a film could last so long in a camera without disintegrating?
Negotiation Skills – Nestle & The Pope
The top marketing director of Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican. After receiving the Papal blessing, the Nescafe official whispers, ‘Your Eminence, I have some business to discuss. We at Nescafe have an offer for you. Nescafe is prepared to donate $100 million to the church. If you change the Lord’s Prayer from ‘give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘give us this day
Simple Comments May Destroy Honor
Once upon a time an old man spread rumors that his neighbor was a thief. As a result, the young man was arrested. Days later the young man was proven innocent. After he was released he sued the old man for wrongly accusing him. In court the old man told the Judge: “They were just comments, they were not meant to harm anyone.” The judge, before passing sentence on the case, told the old man: “Write
The best speech ever spoken – Inspirational Funny Video
You must have heard a lot of speeches. Most of them must have inspired you, some of them didn’t. But have you ever heard such a great inspirational speech? It is the best speech ever spoken in the history of speeches. Watch it now and see for yourself. And don’t forget to share it with your friends too. Lookout for the sharing options below the video 
Gujarati’s are the smartest
A Gujarati (person living in Gujarat, India) having no children, no money, no home and a blind mother – prays night and day sincerely to God for improving his life style. God, very pleased with his prayer, grants him just one wish. The Gujarati replies – My only wish is to see my mother watching my wife putting a million dollar’s diamond bracelets on my son’s wrists in our multi-storey building
What Not to Say When Speed Dating
Going for a date tonite? Well you need to know that you MUST not say these things when you are speed dating. Extremely funny video.
Did You Know?
1. During the chariot scene in ‘Ben Hur’ a small red car can be seen in the distance. 2. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. 3. Kermit the Frog is left-handed. 4. The names of Popeye’s four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye! 5. The first video aired on MTV was “Video Killed the Radio Star” by the Buggles in 1981. 6. The name
Funny Truths
1. Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash. 5. A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after
Time To Laugh
1 Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime…. Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime…. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1 is neither composite nor prime 2 Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist…. Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist…. . . . . . . . . . . . . My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A t********… . . .. . . . . . . . . My
Life’s Funny Facts
There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. There’s too much fraternising with the enemy. Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are. Drive carefully It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. A loser is a window washer
Facts of Marriage
1. Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence (a life sentence). 2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind. 3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her masters. 4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering. 5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the
What Women Want In A Man
What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22) 1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses with style8. Appreciates finer things9. Full of thoughtful surprises10. An imaginative, romantic lover What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking–prefer hair on his head2. Opens car doors, holds chairs3. Has enough money for a nice dinner4.
